You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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