can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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