lets start a swedish sibling band together
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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