2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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