physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Welp...herpes.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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