Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
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I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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