That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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