Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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