YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
