I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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