Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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