You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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