I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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