also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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