Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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