Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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