I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
time to smoke my breakfast
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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