She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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