So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
