I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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