I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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