took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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