Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
This is classic penis vs brain.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
