If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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