Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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