Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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