she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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