I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
the day after is always just damage control
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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