If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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