As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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