Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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