Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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