Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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