His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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