Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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