I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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