Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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