Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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