Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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