Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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