i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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