Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
