mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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