After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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