I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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