I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
