Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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