so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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