don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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