we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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