now i know why i became what i already was.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
This is the high leading the old right now
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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