I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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