Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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