Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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