I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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