even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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